WHAT A WEEK!!

wowza this week was CRAZY!! okay so first off funny thing about brian farting, i have actually missed punching him and attaching anyone who farts haha my comp farted and i told her what i did to you guys and we just died laughing! so needless to say she doesnt fart around me anymore haha she goes into the bathroom hahaha. that makes me smile that you guys all talked about how i would do things and the lemon chicken haha its weird like not being there for all the stories, like im not home sick but like idk how to explain it. i love that pic of dad with his drone haha made me laugh, he pulls it out at the ramdomest times haha but i really like that shirt hes wearing! so good job dad keeping his style up while im gone;) jo got braces>> what> why> didnt she have straight teeth before> and SEAN IS SO BIG!!!!! keep pushing him down when he tries to walk haha and im so sad he has teeth now! his gummy smile was my fav! but its okay kinsie just needs to have another one by the time i get home;)

so easter here is crazy! its a long weekend for it bc they celebrate the day christ died to, everyone is drunk and with famileys so it made it hard to visit people and get things done but we just still worked all day just not much success so thats not the best but whatever. we got soooooo much chocolate tho, holy cow, like soooo much so we are just throwing it away bc im not about to be 200 pounds haha oh and about the baptism that went on last week funny thing with that. so we saw his mom on the street and started talking with her and she asked us if he was baptized...we were like um yeah...you signed the paper saying that he could and she was like i never signed a paper, we are catholic, he shouldnt have been baptized in your church....FELIPE SIGNED HIS OWN PAPER!! and funny thing abou that is that we had a feeling to ask him if his mom really signed it so we asked and he said yeah but obviously he lied haha oops> when we walked away i just started laughing and was like well his baptized now and was forigven for lying at least haha so idk what will happen with that whole situation but yeah kinda crazy.

another fun story that happened this week, sis williams and i were walking on the road by our house going home for the night, it was raining so no one was really on the street and as we were walking i had a feeling to cross the street, it didnt make senceto cross yet bc we still had a little bit till our house so i just kept walking then when we got close to our house i had the feeling again but i didnt listen to it bc who knows why, im just dumb haha and then this guy starts walking with us and asked if we spoke english, so im like oh yeah! bc lots of people ask and then want to practise their english with us, so i just thought thats what he wanted but then he says in portugese to give him our money and phone, then steps in front of us and shows that he had a gun...pretty sure it wasnt a real gun way to skinny so i was chill didnt feel in danger, anyways so sis williams hands him the phone and givesher money right away but i didnt want to so i was hoping he would just take her stuff but obviously he didnt, so he starts getting mad at me telling me to get my wallet out so i reach in my bag, pull it out, and he goes to grab it but i smacked his hand away and told him i would give it to him, i gave him my coins but he still was trying to grab it but i kept telling him to calm down that i would get it, (i know how to say that in portugese wahoo haha) and i gave him 10 but then he got mad and grabbed it and took all my money, and i had allmy american money in there so that was a bummer...$60 in american money... (sorry mom)  but yeah then he ran and i started laughing so hard bc talking to sis williams, she told me he wouldnt take the phone HAHAHAHAHA our phone is that crappy!! i was dying!! sis williams kept telling me to stop laughing bc he was still around but i couldnt help myself!! like thats hilarious! but sis williams has been freaked out since but i feel great haha so dont worry about that, even right after i didnt feel scared i just couldnt stop laughing haha so yeah that was fun.

anyways, CONFERENCE!!! WOOOOOOWZZZAAAAA!!!!! i didnt understand much but after getting caught up....PRESIDENT NELSON IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!! holy mother terisa!! thats awesome!! he just like comes in and is like BAM! doood im so pumped! hes so freaking cool haha hes always been my fav apostle you know so im like oh yeah! ive been with him since the start haha  and a brasilian apostle, HEYO! so so cool! anyways i got ot watch one session in english and it was so powerful so that was so awesome!  

oh and mom i never bought shoes yet, but do you know the shoes tevas> they would be bomb down here! so could you maybe send me some when you send a box at some point> no rush but that would be awesome:) also if you really want you can throw in some more perfume;)

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-Sister Collins:)