BEWARE OF THE JAPANESE MAN

hey hey hey!!! okay so this week felt super long but its okay it waas a good one! I have to start with the story of the Japanese man bc its wayyyy to funny!! Okay so we got a contact from like mormon.org or something from the church so we were like so excited, but the address wasnt valid, it was number 65 but there wasn't one, there was a 67 and a 55 so we just decided we would try both and see if they just put in the address wrong, so we tried 67 and they just told us to go away, and then we tried 55. This old Japanese man comes out and we are trying to talk to him but he could not understand us for the life of him, so he asked where we were from and we said the United States, and right when we said that all emotion left his face and he just yells, I HATE YOU!!!!! then he made a gun with his hand and is just screaming that if he had a gun right then that he would kill us and that if he sees us walking on the street he will either put us in his car and kill us or he will hit us with his car. So needless to say I'm DYING LAUGHING at this point, I just turned around bc I didn't want him to see me laughing but I couldn't handle myself hahha It was so funny he was just cussing us out and all these things bc we are American! He's like a Japanese Hitler, no joke! I have never seen hatred like this! hahaha so funny. So thats my funny story for the week this week.

On a cool note, we went to church and the bishop's wife came up to me and told me she needed to talk to me, so after church I found her and she told me that her and the bishop were talking about me and how ever since I came I have had more things happen to me in my first transfer then people have happen in their whole mission, and how he (the bishop) went to Rio, the most dangerous place and never was robbed, then me coming to Curitiba, one of the safest places in Brazil, and having stuff happen all the time, and she said that they just talked about how I have a really big thing to do here and satan is working really hard on me and how they just feel that there's something special about me,! It was super cool to hear that. bc you know people that know you tell you that when you go on a mission but to have someone here say that who doesn't really know me, it was super cool to hear. But yeah thats been my week.

Our investiagors are progressing but we have one lady that is hard bc she wants it so bad but she can't tell when she's feeling the spirit, so that's hard but I know that this week will be a good week for her, I just feel it! So I'm really excited for her! We just have stellar investigators right now! It's the best!
another package YAY!!!! No joke its like christmas getting a package! I got your last one and was so excited!! I love getting packages!! Literally made my whole week! I got a letter from Jo! That was so sweet!! I got a call before a meeting saying I had a letter and a package. Best day ever. But yeah tell Jo thanks  soooo much!! Made me so happy! Yeah nail polish, a member is actually going to the mall for me today to get me one haha I gave her my card. But my patriarical blessing would be awesome if you could put that in there too and a mp3 player with music but not motab, just like really good happy christian songs. I cant do mo tab though haha songs like you raise me up and idk just good mission songs.

Also I keep forgetting to ask! Did you ever get my hospital tests back> from when I was in the mtc>> I keep wondering but keep forgetting to ask haha 
My spider bite was NASTY!! I thought nothing of it but the members freaked and the doctor said it was a brown spider! Scary huh! haha We have seen 3 brown spiders at our house and one was in my dress!!! ahhhh So scary but all is well no worries. They said it wasn't one but I had all the symptoms but it was a different spider that I was allergic to haha so weird, but of course that would happen to me lets be real haha

How was Sean's birthday>>> any pics> we celebrated over here too!! We went and got acai for it haha and yeah we eat with memebers but for lunch. Lunch is the big meal here. Really annoying but its okay haha thats so weird you can't open my pics!! I'll trying doing it different! Let me know if it works!

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-Sister Collins:)



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